The Bottomfeeder

Last night, Cody and his imaginary friend Bob robbed a candy store, a bank, and the toilet paper store. They stole 50 pounds of toilet paper, $700 worth the candy, and enough toilet paper for the next century. They used a Tomi gun, a grenade, and a buzz lighter toy. After the crime we figured out that the weapons they used for this hold up where all fake.
Mom. The 506th witness.

Mom was going upstairs to tell Cody to practice his piano when she tripped on the weirdest thing. A roll of toilet paper. She continued up to Cody's room, only to find more toilet paper and an open window. Cody and his imaginary friend Bob had run away.

Dad. The 507th witness.

Dad was on a roll. He had found a trail of candy. Dad was following the trail until he saw a castle of toilet paper. He was walking in as it happened.

Warner,the 5506789th witness.

Warner was walking to school when he saw the trail of candy. He followed it to a gigantic pile of candy inside of a toilet paper castle. He jumped into the pile of candy and started scarfing it down. Then Cody
asked if he wanted to live with him in the toilet paper castle. Do I get candy? Is Warner's question. Well
we all know the answer to that.

Jack, the 50983756396254936539846638437th witness.

Jack took the responsible way out. He reported Cody to the police.

My assistant, Nathanial, had a heart attack when he heard about the robbery. He had it because he hadn't thought of that obvious way to get rich on candy. He survived because the police knew C.P.R so, ya.


In the end, Cody got arrested for robbery. He was only official in the jail cell for 6 minutes and 39 seconds. He blew up the wall of the cell with a claymore. A claymore is a very powerful explosive. He escaped back to our house and he had to live in his room for 6 years for 2 reasons. One, he was in so much trouble from dad and mom. Two, he had to hide until the police forgot about the crime he committed.
The end. =D

Like hair?

Two days ago was crazy hair day. Cody had hair sticking up in all directions. He refused the offer of sparkles. Mom snuck up on him and sprayed him with the sparkles. I had a ponytail and a sideways Mohawk. I also had sparkles sprayed in my hair by mom. Crazy hair day was a success for our school.

Cody's middle name is computer...

Cody has been very mean and sassy lately. Although, he has been very not active. He has been giving up everything just to sit down and play Combat Arms. Cody is a multi staff sergeant in combat arms. He has been getting in trouble in school, at home, and just about everywhere else he goes. Mom is not very happy with what Cody has been doing. Cody is much less than a person now. He says,”I am so board in school and at home that I do stuff for fun and I get in trouble.” Cody says. He has not been listening and he has changed his motto to, video games first. This inactive, inappropriate, and video games first thing will have to change.

Other facts I decided to put in here for no reason. Cody is a big lier about everything. Dad has been going to the climbing gym without me. Mom has been stressed with work. We have too much chores. I suck at spelling. Cody has been playing to much video games.

Lier? Killer? Lazy Butthole?

Cody has had a bad case of the lierness. He has been lying about brushing his teeth, reading, practising piano, and just about everything else he doesn't want to do. He is getting into lots of trouble in school, and at home. Cody is a video game addict and a big, fat, lier. Cody is loosing his trust of just about everyone. Lets be patient and see if he can pick his act up.